If you can't see the flaw in a plan, maybe that's because you are the flaw.
Everywhere is within walking distance of you have the time.
Measure twice, cut once.
Hell hath no fury like a dad who's tools are missing.
I said, "I never repeat myself".
You reap what you sow.
Hindsight is always 20/20.
Some friendships do not last, but some friends are more loyal than brothers.
Just because I have the ability to speak doesn't mean I have something to say.
I listen to the voices in my wife's head.
There are two kinds of lies. One starts with "Once Upon a Time." The other starts with "Man , you ain't gonna believe this shit!"
Maybe the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.
If everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.