thanks to Tik-Tok, the wife now knows how sausage is made as well as a host of other foods and is back to aggressively reading product labels. this is once again having a negative impact on my SPAM consumption.
so, for anyone else out there married to a "label reader", i found a solution.
unless she wants to start taking night classes learning arabic...i should be good to go for quite a while.
'mess with the bull and you get the horns'...well...mess with the SPAM and you get the SPORK!
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This should blow her mind... there are three - 3 - separate ingredients lists for the same item. Even more when you add the other verities.
ZWAN Chicken Luncheon Loaf
HALAL
Ingredients:
#1 Chicken (80%), water, modified potato starch, salt, contains 2% or less of sodium phosphates, spices, hydrolyzed corn protein, paprika, natural flavorings, sodium erythorbate, dextrose, sodium nitrite.
#2 Chicken 81%, water, wheat starch, salt, stabiliser: triphosphates, spices (contains mustard), hydrolysed maize protein, flavour enhancer: monosodium glutamate, antioxidant: sodium erythorbate, dextrose, spice extracts (contains celery), preservative: sodium nitrite. Contains: wheat, mustard and celery.
#3 Mechanically Separated Chicken, Water, Modified Potato Starch, Salt, Contains 2% or Less of: Sodium Phosphates, Spices, Hydrolyzed Corn Protein, Paprika, Natural Flavorings, Sodium Erythorbate, Dextrose, Sodium Nitrite