Awesome idea. Flight of the Valkyries playing in the background, screen fades from black and goes into a 360 degree aerial shot of a camp stove with an empty can of SPAM and some egg shells next to it and a guy in BDUs and calvary hat with no shirt on holding a spatula saying "I love the smell of SPAM in the morning".Don’t forget the drone footage and background music.
Francis Ford Coppola would have to hold back a tear on that intro...
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