Oh boy do I have some updates! So the popping noise was the small clamp that holds the CV boot to the shaft tapping on the fork of the strut. When it got eventually knocked off of the boot, the boot slid forward and got trapped between the spinning axle and the stationary strut and ripped it good! I've now got a decent coating of underbody rust protection in the form of axle grease on the passenger side wheel well. I thought I'd take a chance and call the dealership to see if by chance this would be covered under warranty, and they said more than likely they could work with it. Fast forward a couple of days and I get a phone call from the dealer saying that my struts were swapped left to right! I'm guessing that when the strut bolts were being cut on, they got mixed up before being reinstalled and caused a mess of issues. So we swapped them back and the dealer installed a new axle under warranty with zero issues. I just got the car back yesterday night and man is the ride so much better now. The tires no longer rub because the hub is sitting in the right place, the suspension seems a little softer, and the whole front end sits up another 3/4" higher it seems.
Moral of the story: MAKE SURE THE PARTS DON'T HAVE A LEFT AND A RIGHT.