Running out of toilet paper

[Downs]

I carry baby wipes. They are much more space efficient and take up a lot less space overall than TP. It takes far less baby wipes than TP to get my hairy butt clean. TMI I know but....it's TP thread lol

 

[bgenlvtex]

Whoa now. HOLD ON! I will not someone someone disparage modern sidewalk pooping culture without making it know that there is an extreme amount of care going into turning sidewalk pooping into a responsible component of modern free culture. Sidewalk pooping is a vital component of the economy. It has created an entire governmental department to deal with it. An app, maps, endless news stories, etc. These are good paying jobs that will help drive the modern socialist machine as it continues to build steam. They are also expandable once perfected and they will get to your local trail before you know it!

In the meantime.. just watch where you step!

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LOL, what they want you to believe and reality

 

[bgenlvtex]

I carry baby wipes. They are much more space efficient and take up a lot less space overall than TP. It takes far less baby wipes than TP to get my hairy butt clean. TMI I know but....it's TP thread lol

 

[grubworm]

I really like this thread and find that there is a much deeper meaning here....

Its like saying that life is so full of shit that aren't we all "running out of toilet paper"?

Maybe "overlanding" is our toilet paper, our way of dealing with the poo of everyday life. When we "run out of toilet paper", are we also saying that we are running out of patience and humanity for each other? Maybe the answer doesnt lie in bigger rolls or baby wipes...maybe it has to do with what we consume and what we are allowing in our bodies on a daily basis, physically and mentally. Hummm.....

 

[Dave K]

Or... it could just be a thread about adequately planning to wipe your own ass with the appropriate product and the emergency response elicited by those who fail to properly plan.

Only this forum could produce 85 responses on cleaning your own ass! Perhaps Charmin should get in the sock game. I see a market opportunity here.

 

[Steve in Roanoke VA]

Thanks for all the great laughs!!

 

[Lanlubber In Remembrance]

Thanks for all the great laughs!!

Very educational !!!

 

[Morehouse Expedition]

Or maybe you can use this thread as a reminder like I did I gotta go buy some tp on the way home

 

[Dave K]

Steroids. Exlax. Whatever.

 

[Lanlubber In Remembrance]

Or maybe you can use this thread as a reminder like I did I gotta go buy some tp on the way home

Does anyone remember Y2K...I stockpiled ammo, Red beans and TP, the three most valuable things I could think of. Still have plenty of all.

 

[bgenlvtex]

Does anyone remember Y2K...I stockpiled ammo, Red beans and TP, the three most valuable things I could think of. Still have plenty of all.

I've got a bottle of Y2K champagne in the cabinet, I never could figure out when to drink it so I didn't.

 

[Lanlubber In Remembrance]

I've got a bottle of Y2K champagne in the cabinet, I never could figure out when to drink it so I didn't.

I'll trade you 2# beans, 2 rolls of TP and one box of 22 mags for it ! ASAP

 

[Morehouse Expedition]

I'll trade you 2# beans, 2 rolls of TP and one box of 22 mags

I'll trade you 2# beans, 2 rolls of TP and one box of 22 mags for it ! ASAP

i will trade you a box and by box I mean of roughly 80 screwdrivers for ten rolls of tp. Then I will trade you propane fuel (I think I have 40 or more full tanks) for a few boxes of .22 shells. Just don’t ask why I have over 200 screwdrivers

 

[bgenlvtex]

 

[tjZ06]

I just make sure to carry plenty of TP, but more importantly baby wipes. Don't let anybody judge you for using baby wipes, I've spent time overseas in hot gross places along-side some of the hardest men and women in uniform you'll meet and every one of them will tell you baby wipes are your best friend. Seriously, they become a great bartering tool as well. If you want something that is sized for us and doesn't smell, well like baby wipes I use Dude Wipes. For taking "hooker baths" and cleaning up other areas I like Hero Wipes.

Now, for some reason if I ran out of all of that I'd use papertowels, napkins, undershirts, whatever I could find to get clean. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, right?

-TJ

 

[grubworm]

stores easily in the glove box

 

[grubworm]

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, right?

i sure hope not... :(

i know a lot of nasty folk who i hope are on the right side side of things despite being gross.

 

[Anak]

Grace is the ticket.

 

[bgenlvtex]

Grace is the ticket.

And a good clean dismount

Good


BAD!

 

[grubworm]

i'm back!!!