It could be that you're actually not funny.
THATS THE SPIRIT
Not designated sites, pre-existing/established sites if you see them.
I'm in Idaho and I kinda get that, but at the same time, I've been in the middle of nowhere and still seen spots that look like that is the clearing people have been camping in or parking in. No one is saying just because you parked in a clearing that you're destroying nature. Or that it has to be a developed campground. Almost all of my camping is 100% boondocking on BLM/NFS land.
When I lived on the east coast, I actually found it harder to camp in the backcountry, because there were more developed campgrounds and people usually just went to one of those. So you almost never found a spot where someone was camping. So you pretty much looked for some clear spot to setup your tent. And then try to remember the NFS's rules about if am I suppose to be 300 or 100 yards away from the trail and a water source, yada yada yada...