a 9500lb rated winch on a rusted bumper is not rated at 9500lb.
10 mcdoubles is not a weeks worth of food
a hot engine submerged in cold water make for an expensive surprise
baby wipes are better than toilet paper, and 1 ply toilet paper is only good for starting fires
if handling a cast iron skillet, make sure your leather gloves dont have holes in them
never try to run from a spider inside of a closed tent
always put a tarp over your tent if expecting rain
snakes CAN bite underwater
bushes on a river often offer free rooster tails, some are probably mine
going down steep hills is more dangerous than going up
i could go on for days.